Incredible Facts about Rajesh Hamal

  • Once Rajesh dai broke up with his girlfriend. He went to the pacific desert and  cried a lot. And now we have the Pacific ocean.
  • Rajesh dai woke up one day and decided he would share one per cent of his knowledge with the world. Thus, Google was born!
  • Rajesh dai can ignite fire by rubbing two ice cubes.
  •  Once time challenged Rajesh dai for a race, and the fact is that time is still running.
  • Rajesh dai doesnt use any Gillette or Sillette to shave his beards. He just shoots every single hair piece with an AK-47.
  • Rajesh dai was once pulled over by a policeman for over speeding. Rajesh dai gave him a warning.
  • Rajesh dai doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Rajesh dai. 
  • When scientists couldn't find out the taste of sulphuric acid, they asked Rajesh dai to taste it.
  • Rajesh dai can update his facebook status through his calculator.
  • When Zuckerberg made facebook and made his account, there was already a friend request from Rajesh Hamal.
  • There is no backspace in Rajesh Hamal's keyboard. 
  • Only Rajesh dai can delete the Recycle Bin.
  • Once Rajesh dai went to Switzerland and forgot his wallet over there. The house where he left his wallet is known today as "Swiss Bank".
  • Once Rajesh dai caught a slight fever, it is known to be the global warming of earth.
  • When Rajesh dai crosses street, the cars have to look both ways.
  • Rajesh Hamal can kill two stones with a bird.
  • Nothing can travel faster than light; except Rajesh dai.
  • Rajesh Hamal doesnt like dinosaures, thats why they do not exist.
  • Rajesh dai can beat a wall at tennis.
  • The theory of relativitity states that everything is related to Rajesh Hamal's mood.
  • The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have entered a world with Rajesh Hamal.
  •  Rajesh dai has counted upto infinity ! TWICE !!
  • Rajesh Hamal's keyboard doesn't have a CTRL button. Rajesh dai is always in control.
  • Chuck Norris is very much fond of Rajesh Hamal movies.
  • Ganga jal is believed to be pure. It flows through Rajesh dai's wonderful hair.
  • Rajesh dai sneezes and he blesses you.
  • Rajesh Hamal killed the dead sea.
  • The Titanic did not hit an icerberg. It hit Rajesh dai who was out for a late night swim.
  • Rajesh Hamal will never have a heart-attack. No one dares to attack Rajesh Hamal.

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