- There is no theory of evolutoin, just a list of creatures Rajesh Hamal allows to live.
- Rajesh Hamal climbed Everest bare footed! TWICE
- All the computer viruses started when Rajesh dai once sneezed infront of his computer.
- Rajesh Hamal can speak Chinese .. in Russian and 3 other languages.
- Rajesh Hamal has a blood pressure reading of zero over zero. Rajesh dai has never felt any pressure.
- Only Rajesh Hamal is allowed to fire Bill Gates from Microsoft.
- Rajesh Hamal heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
- Don't give Rajesh dai a hi-five unless you're ok with loosing your arm.
- Guns don't kill people, Rajesh Hamal does.
- Rajesh Hamal can walk uphill both ways.
- Rajesh Hamal sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
- If Rajesh dai = 1, then 1>2. Nothing can be greater than Rajesh dai.
- Once Rajesh Hamal poked Zuckerberg in facebook. As a result, Zuckerberg was hospitalized.
- Rajesh Hamal doesn't believe in ghosts. But ghosts do beleive in Rajesh dai.
- Aliens are real, they are just afraid of Rajesh Hamal - that's why they never came down to earth.
- The tears of Rajesh Hamal can cure cancer. Just a pity, Rajesh Hamal never cries.
- Several years ago, moon used to be randomly elleptical. Rajesh dai made it round.
- When Rajesh dai plays Chess, elephants are brought from Jawalakhel, camels from S. Arabia, horses from India.
- Even Yamraj fears of Rajesh Hamal's irony hand "Falamko Haat".
- Only Rajesh Hamal can make onions cry.
- Ghosts get frequently haunted by Rajesh Hamal.
- Rajesh dai is so cool, even chocolates do not melt in his hand.
- Once Rajesh dai played tennis against Federrer and Nadal together, still Rajesh dai won the match just with his left falamko haat.
- Whenever Rajesh dai sneezes, it is often misinterpreted as acid rain.
- The only time Rajesh Hamal went wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
- When Rajesh dai feels that his computer is running slow, he presses F13.
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