Facts about Rajesh dai

  • There is no theory of evolutoin, just a list of creatures Rajesh Hamal allows to live.
  •  Rajesh Hamal climbed Everest bare footed! TWICE
  • All the computer viruses started when Rajesh dai once sneezed infront of his computer.
  • Rajesh Hamal can speak Chinese .. in Russian and 3 other languages.
  • Rajesh Hamal has a blood pressure reading of zero over zero. Rajesh dai has never felt any pressure.
  • Only Rajesh Hamal is allowed to fire Bill Gates from Microsoft.
  • Rajesh Hamal heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
  •  Don't give Rajesh dai a hi-five unless you're ok with loosing your arm.
  • Guns don't kill people, Rajesh Hamal does.
  • Rajesh Hamal can walk uphill both ways.
  • Rajesh Hamal sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
  • If Rajesh dai = 1, then 1>2. Nothing can be greater than Rajesh dai.
  • Once Rajesh Hamal poked Zuckerberg in facebook. As a result, Zuckerberg was hospitalized.
  • Rajesh Hamal doesn't believe in ghosts. But ghosts do beleive in Rajesh dai.
  • Aliens are real, they are just afraid of Rajesh Hamal - that's why they never came down to earth.
  • The tears of Rajesh Hamal can cure cancer. Just a pity, Rajesh Hamal never cries.
  • Several years ago, moon used to be randomly elleptical. Rajesh dai made it round.
  • When Rajesh dai plays Chess, elephants are brought from Jawalakhel, camels from S. Arabia, horses from India.
  • Even Yamraj fears of Rajesh Hamal's irony hand "Falamko Haat". 
  • Only Rajesh Hamal can make onions cry.
  • Ghosts get frequently haunted by Rajesh Hamal.
  • Rajesh dai is so cool, even chocolates do not melt in his hand.
  • Once Rajesh dai played tennis against Federrer and Nadal together, still Rajesh dai won the match just with his left falamko haat.
  • Whenever Rajesh dai sneezes, it is often misinterpreted as acid rain.
  • The only time Rajesh Hamal went wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
  • When Rajesh dai feels that his computer is running slow, he presses F13.

Guru of all superpowers


One day Rajnikanth, Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Bruce lee and Chuck norris visited Rajesh dai's house ... it was an auspicious day of GURU PURNIMA !!!
Some 100 years ago a huge dark cloud was hovering over china and thousands died of lung cancer.... Chinese doctors didn't know that rajesh dai was smoking Shikhar Churot !!!!!
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell RAJESH HAMAL stories.
Shahrukh khan was born in Nepal. He wanted to be a SuperStar. Knowing it would be impossible to top Rajesh dai in kollywood, Sharukh went to bollywood.
Rajesh dai le ek din Christopher Columbus bhanne manchhe lai "Ja yo address ma gayera malai alikati blackberry lyaide" bhanera afno sailing boat dinu bhako, tyo ta janne bhayera America maile patta lagako bhanera hidna thalechha. Anyway, kalle pattyayo ra? Sabailai thaha chha ni yo earth ko sabai kuna kapcha Rajesh dai le patta lageko bhanera... Ki kaso
Rajesh Dai is the only person who can unlike in facebook (without liking first)
. Whereas rest of us have to like things first and only then we can unlike.
राजेश हमालले चिच्याउदा हल भत्किने डरले बिदेशीहरुले राजेश दाईको फिल्म आफ्नो हलमा देखाउने हिम्मत गर्न सक्दैनन्।

More funny facts about Rajesh Hamal

  • Jesus Christ and Rajesh Hamal can walk on water.
  • Only Rajesh Hamal can swim through land.
  • The Mayans predicted that Rajesh Hamal will punch the earth with his irony hand "Falamko Haat" in 2012. Thats why we call now the End of the world.
  • It was Rajesh Hamal who welcomed Neil Armstrong on the moon in 1969.
  • Rajesh dai plays table tennis with a cricket bat and a football.
  • Only Rajesh dai can speak "braille".
  • Once Rajesh Hamal ordered Colombus to bring him some ripe Blackberries for him. He gave a secret map and a sailing boat to Colombus. We read today on our course books that Colombus discovered America.

Rajesh Hamal Facts

  • Rajesh Hamal doesn't believe in ghosts. But ghosts do beleive in Rajesh dai.
  • Aliens are real, they are just afraid of Rajesh Hamal - that's why they never came down to earth.
  • The tears of Rajesh Hamal can cure cancer. Just a pity, Rajesh Hamal never cries.
  • Several years ago, moon used to be randomly elleptical. Rajesh dai made is round.
  • When Rajesh dai plays Chess, elephants are brought from Jawalakhel, camels from S. Arabia, horses from India.
  • Even Yamraj fears of Rajesh Hamal's irony hand "Falamko Haat". 
  • If Rajesh dai = 1, then 1>2. Nothing can be greater than Rajesh dai.
  • Only Rajesh Hamal can make onions cry.
  • Ghosts get frequently haunted by Rajesh Hamal.
  • Rajesh dai is so cool, even chocolates do not melt in his hand.
  • Once Rajesh dai played tennis against Federrer and Nadal together, still Rajesh dai won the match just with his left falamko haat.
  • Whenever Rajesh dai sneezes, it is often misinterpreted as acid rain.
  • .... (more facts are coming .....)
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