Sir Issac Newton and Rajesh Hamal


When Rajesh Dai was in 7th class, one day his science teacher was teaching Newton's laws of motion. Just then teacher called him and asked to explain the chapter to whole class as he was creating noise.

To his surprise, Rajesh Dai explained everything perfectly.Teacher asked: "Oye Rajesh, taile kaile padis yo? Kasari ayo?"

Rajesh Dai: "La, Newton ko tauko ma apple khasalne ta ma, malai thaha hudaina ta?"

सन्नी देवललाई राजेश दाइको गाली


बलिउडको सन्नी देवलले भारतिय फिल्ममा सँधै धाई (डेड) किलोको हात.. भनेर सबैलाई थर्काउँदो रैछ्। जब राजेश दाइलाई थाहा भयो, दाईलाई बाठो रिस उठेछ अनी राजेश दाईले नेपालबाटै "हे..ऽऽ..........ऽ सन्नी " भनेर मात्र के देको त सन्नी बिचरा फिल्म लाइन नै छोडेर भागेछ। त्यहि भएर आज-भोली त्यसको फिलिम आउँदैन्, कता-कती आये पनी त्यो डाइलोग (dialogue) बोल्दैन, फलामको हात सम्झेर बचरोलाई लास्टै डर लाग्छ !!
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Hamaleria disease and Rajasthan

  • Once Rajesh Hamal was bitten by a mosquito. The mosquito died after 3 days with a flu called "Hamaleria".
  • Bill Gates: Now my computer is totally safe from trojans and viruses, I just installed Rajesh-Hamal-Antvirus software in my system.
  • Once Rajesh dai was on world tour! On the way he stopped to a part of India n stayed there for one night! Indians became proud and to honour him they named the place RAJESTHAN!!(rajes sthan)! [By: Bikash Pahari ]
  • Superman once got into a fight with Rajesh Hamal. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
  • Rajesh dai ko best sab vanda mann parne fruit "Dalle Khursani" ho.
  • Rajesh Hamal doesn't Tweet on Twitter, he roars.

History of Ashes Cricket Series


एकपटक राजेश दाई बेलायत घुम्न गएका बेला अष्ट्रेलिया र बेलायतको क्रिकेट म्याच चलिरहेको थियो। राजेश दाई क्रिकेट हेर्न जानुभयो। ग्राउण्डको छेउमा बसेर चुरोट तान्दै क्रिकेट हेर्दै गर्दा राजेश दाईले खाएको चुरोटको खरानीले ग्राउण्ड भरियो र म्याच रोकियो। राजेश दाईको चुरोटको खरानीको नामबाट आजसम्म पनि अष्ट्रेलिया र बेलायत Ashes सिरिज खेलिरहेछन्।
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Original Sholay in Nepal

पहिला, शोले फिल्म नेपालमा बनाउने पुरा सुटिङ चलेको थियो। हाम्रा राजेश दाई चाहिँ ठाकुर बन्नु भाको थियो। फिल्ममा गब्बरले आएर, "यो हात मलाई दि-बक्सयोस ठाकुर साप" भनेछ। 
राजेश दाई: "हे..... गब्बरे, अति गरिस यार मुला... सक्छस भने लैजा, तर चाँडै फिर्ता ल्याईदे।"
गब्बरको मान्छेहरु राजेश हमालको हात सकि नसकी काट्न खोजेछन् तर कहाँ सक्नु बिचराहरु, राजेश दाइको फलामको हात जो थियो! केहि नलागेपछि धातुको काम गर्ने मान्छे (कामी) को ठाउँ बाट फलाम काट्ने मसिन ल्याएर काट्ने प्रयास गरेछन् । राजेश दाइलाई त्यो मसिनको आवाज मन परेन्छ । राजेश दाइको रिस त सबैलाइ थाहा छदै छ नी  - दाइले रिसको झोकमा "सङकर हो मेरो नाम सङकर" भन्दै सबलाई मुला काटे जस्तो काट्दिनुभएछ।  बिचरा डाइरेक्टरले नेपालमा फिल्म बनाउन सकिएन अब फोहरी भारतमै भए पनी बानाउन पर्यो भनेर गएछ् ।

Ukhan Tukka

  • ‎Time and tides wait for Rajesh Hamal.
  • Rajesh dai hatkela le surya chekna saknuhuncha.
  • Taal parepani Rajesh dai Hamal,naparepani Hamal.
  • Rajesh dai naya kithab padchan ani nayai kapada lauchan.
  • Rajesh dai Rome gaye pani aafnai style follow garchan.
  • Rajesh dai ghoda pani chadchan ani laddha pani laddhainan.
  • Rajesh dai hoinan chor, tara pani unkai cha sabse thulo swor.
  • Rajesh dai le euta kukur ko puchar 12 barsha dhumro ma rakhera sojo banaunu vayo.
  • Rajesh dai ko lagi bandar ko puchar lauro pani ho hatiyar pani ho.
  • Rajesh dai raat vari karaunu vayo vane dakchina hoina, dusman haru harauchan.
  • Rajesh dai ko kam jata tira, kumlo boki director pani tetai tira
  • Hissa Bhuwan KC, khissa daat
  • Rajesh dai ko kapal, ankha tari mal

पृथ्वीनारायण शाह को मूर्ती


राजेश हमाल ले स्कूल पढ्दा पृथ्वीनारायण शाहले पाल्पा कब्जा गरेको पढेर लाटो रिस उठेछ । अनि पृथ्वीनारायण शाहको हात बाँधेर बसेको मूर्ती अगाडि गएर, "हेऽऽऽ मेरो जन्मभूमिमा तैँले कसरी हात हाल्न सकिस, चिन्छस् म को हुँ ?" भनेर थर्काउँदा, पृथ्वीनारायण शाहले लुतुक्क आकाश तिर देखाउँदै "भगवान" भन्या थे - चट्याङ् परेर त्यो मूर्ति तेस्तै भयो । नपत्याए राजेश हमालको चट्याङ् भन्ने फिलिम हेरे हुन्छ । त्रुत! 

Rajesh Hamal facts about politics

  • Rajesh Hamal can write Nepal's sambidhan / constitution in 601 seconds!
  • Rajesh Hamal used to be the president of the Kingdom of Nepal untill 2007. Now, he is the King of Republic of Nepal.
  • Once Rajesh dai went for a jogging from east to the west of Nepal. The path he jogged randomly is today known as "Mahendra Highway".
  • Rajesh Hamal is the only leader who ruled Nepal for more than 100 years.
  • When Rajesh dai flushes his toilet, there is always a danger of flooding in India.
  • Long ago Rajesh dai came out in a protest against the Ranas. During protest, he couldnt control his temper and punched 19-stoyered Dharara with his "falamko haat". That was when Dharara lost ten floors.

Incredible Facts about Rajesh Hamal

  • Once Rajesh dai broke up with his girlfriend. He went to the pacific desert and  cried a lot. And now we have the Pacific ocean.
  • Rajesh dai woke up one day and decided he would share one per cent of his knowledge with the world. Thus, Google was born!
  • Rajesh dai can ignite fire by rubbing two ice cubes.
  •  Once time challenged Rajesh dai for a race, and the fact is that time is still running.
  • Rajesh dai doesnt use any Gillette or Sillette to shave his beards. He just shoots every single hair piece with an AK-47.
  • Rajesh dai was once pulled over by a policeman for over speeding. Rajesh dai gave him a warning.
  • Rajesh dai doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Rajesh dai. 
  • When scientists couldn't find out the taste of sulphuric acid, they asked Rajesh dai to taste it.
  • Rajesh dai can update his facebook status through his calculator.
  • When Zuckerberg made facebook and made his account, there was already a friend request from Rajesh Hamal.
  • There is no backspace in Rajesh Hamal's keyboard. 
  • Only Rajesh dai can delete the Recycle Bin.
  • Once Rajesh dai went to Switzerland and forgot his wallet over there. The house where he left his wallet is known today as "Swiss Bank".
  • Once Rajesh dai caught a slight fever, it is known to be the global warming of earth.
  • When Rajesh dai crosses street, the cars have to look both ways.
  • Rajesh Hamal can kill two stones with a bird.
  • Nothing can travel faster than light; except Rajesh dai.
  • Rajesh Hamal doesnt like dinosaures, thats why they do not exist.
  • Rajesh dai can beat a wall at tennis.
  • The theory of relativitity states that everything is related to Rajesh Hamal's mood.
  • The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have entered a world with Rajesh Hamal.
  •  Rajesh dai has counted upto infinity ! TWICE !!
  • Rajesh Hamal's keyboard doesn't have a CTRL button. Rajesh dai is always in control.
  • Chuck Norris is very much fond of Rajesh Hamal movies.
  • Ganga jal is believed to be pure. It flows through Rajesh dai's wonderful hair.
  • Rajesh dai sneezes and he blesses you.
  • Rajesh Hamal killed the dead sea.
  • The Titanic did not hit an icerberg. It hit Rajesh dai who was out for a late night swim.
  • Rajesh Hamal will never have a heart-attack. No one dares to attack Rajesh Hamal.

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